West Midlands Police said they were called after the large crowd gathered outside a nightclub holding a “pre-planned” club night.
Please, for the love of Bob, what does “pre-planned” actually mean?!
Did the participants have to pre-book their tickets for this pre-planned event? Did they pre-masticate their meals while pre-eating? Did they pre-breathe? Did they pre-dress before they pre-left their homes for the evening?
I despair for my mother tongue!