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Kate to use car damaged in protests – stop the presses!

Kate Middleton will be driven to her wedding in the same luxury car that was attacked in student protests last year.

The Rolls-Royce, which was damaged by a mob as it took the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall to a theatre, is being repaired for Kate’s big day.

How, exactly, is this actually a news story? I am gobsmacked.

Breaking News! Car repaired and used again.

Tenuous links to royal weddings are painful at best.