Category Archives: The Cat

It never gets easy

There have been cats in this house since 1997. We made it a policy to adopt or foster, from our local Cats Protection homing centre, cats other people tended not to want because the moggies were old, or missing limbs or eyes, or had other infirmities.

Our first cat was Misty. She was a lovely silver-grey tabby, but was withdrawn and aggressive. Paul spent weeks, during his lunch hour, visiting the shelter to gain Misty’s trust. It transpired she was deaf, and the other cats in the shelter would bully her. It was no surprise, then, she had gone into her shell. We were allowed to home her, and once she was here she blossomed into a beautiful furry friend. Her purring rattled tea cups!

Eventually, as such things go, Misty died. Almost immediately, we went back to the adoption centre “to be chosen again”. This time, an absolute unit called Tom stole our hearts. He was a large black and white cat, with front legs like a British Bulldog, with his back legs bringing up the rear like a pantomime cow. One eye had been lost, but he could see well enough with the remaining one. He was also diabetic, and needed insulin injections. He also made it quite plain he liked the look of us, and he duly found his way to our home.

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Pet Names

Six images, arranged in a three across by two down grid, showing a long-haired black domestic cat in various poses and being generally adorable.
Billy-puss, doing cat.

Billy you’ve met before. He’s our current cat, in that he is the fifth one we’ve adopted from our local Cats Protection centre in the past couple of decades.

Billy has been with us since May 2016. According to his documents, he is going to be 13 years old this year. He is a bit overweight, and is supposedly on a diet. It doesn’t seem to be doing any good, but equally he doesn’t seem at all bothered about it. Neither are we, even if the vet does mither about weight loss during Billy’s regular checkup.

Like many pets, Billy has acquired nicknames during his time here. I made a list, because that’s the silly thing I like to do occasionally.

Billy
(obviously)
Billy-puss
(how he signs greetings cards)
Bill
BillikinsBilge
(no idea how that happened)
Billage
Billy-bobsBilly-bobbins The Bills
Tubs
(a Tony Hancock reference)
WilliamWhiskers
SmoggieSmogpule
(A Goon Show reference)
Moggs
CharlieCharlie-puss
(see a pattern?)
Cuddles
(he likes them)
HerbertFluffpot
(because he is)
Furby
FurballFuzzfaceFleabag
(very rarely)
MateyMush
(with a long vowel)

Well, it made a post, didn’t it. A bit of humour, a mild whimsy.